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I wonder how many more years I'll still be carrying sleeping kids upstairs.
My son declared himself the King, and was placed in charge of making sure everyone was cleaning. He loved the job and was pointing his scepter at kids like "You! Clean this over here!"
Dad: You can't leave the house today. Daughter: Why? Dad: Because there are boys out there and you're just too pretty. Daughter: (eye roll) That's both nice and offensive!
Not sure if my son is giving his brother a hug or putting him in a headlock.
It's cool, gravy spilled all over the car increases the resale value.