Crazy and funny quotes from kids and parents.
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There was a fork on the floor of the bathroom stall today.
My son's logic on Frozen: Kristoff should have just taken Anna to the really hot sauna that was right by Elsa's castle.
The things we say as parents. "Honey, you have some cheese dip on your shoulder."
I packed a blueberry muffin in a little plastic bag to take to work. When my back was turned my toddler son opened the bag and gave the muffin to the dog.