Crazy and funny quotes from kids and parents.
Parent Madness Search
Dad to Mom: Don't let me forget I have broccoli in my pocket.
I really need to remember that when my kids report that someone says bad words (in this case the F word) at school, they have a different view of what that word actually is. Imagine my relief when I was told someone said the word "fart".
I was talking about dropping off some toys to donate, and my daughter said "You mean to Old Navy?" Salvation Army, close enough!
At dinner tonight my son had mashed potatoes on his ear.