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Amazing. Baby gets his hands all wet from stuffing cheerios in his mouth, then he takes his flat hand and slams it down on more cheerios. They stick to his hand and he eats them off. Repeat.
Dad: What's going on buddy? Son: Oh I was just sleeping standing. I was "slanding".
Baby was asleep on Mommy tonight. Right when I walked by he woke up and said *BURP* DADA!
My son brought an artwork masterpiece home from school. It was labeled "Colored poops" and was a bunch of ovals, all the colors of the rainbow!
The kids were up to something today. The oldest kept calling a "huddle" and they all got together and whispered and giggled.