Mom: What lives under the sea? Son: an Orca? (No simple "fish" answer for my son!)
My eight year old daughter came home today with a fake tattoo that "some boy" put on her lower back!
Dad: A girl playing on the computer this morning totally batted her eyes with a shy smile at my son and asked him for help. He fell for it, just like his Dad always did.
Son: Mom, I was playing tag with my friend, so I'm "IT" until recess on Monday.
Younger daughter: Does this McDonald's have a playland?
Older daughter: No, but it's better that way. For THEM anyways.