Crazy and funny quotes from kids and parents.
Parent Madness Search
Dad: My son can burp words on command. I'm so proud! Don't tell Mommy!
Howling Good Time
Daughter: Mommy stop singing, you're hurting the doggy's ears!
No W's allowed
Mom: My daughter is so organized, she has to have all the M&M's facing up and separated by color before she eats them!
Zzz Thunk Zzz
Mom: My duaghter fell out of bed and continued sleeping on the floor!
My kids' summary of their zoo field trip: There was a kid who barfed so he got to ride in the wagon the whole time