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Mom: No running in the house!
Daughter: I'm speed walking!
Tonight my daughter sang us the song "welcome to monkeytown"
Sit up straight
Just gave my son a wedgie at the dinner table
Watching Empire Strikes Back, and my daughter was SOBBING as Han Solo gets frozen in carbonite. My son is jumping up and down rooting for Luke. He says his "lightsaver" goes WOSHANG!!"