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Apparently I will have to inspect my son's outfits in the morning as he had on three shirts today. I informed him that the maximum number of acceptable shirts is two, unless he starts doing the laundry.

Hippie Shake

Daugther: Daddy when you snuggle with me I only have enough room to hippie
hippie shake!

Poop boxes

I wonder if in some faraway galaxy there are cat people who have to clean out human litter boxes

Snow dog

Dear dog: it is Saturday morning and everyone is sleeping in. If you keep barking I'm going to shave you and throw you in the snow!

Quad Shirt

Mom: ... do you have three shirts on? Son: No.. four!