Crazy and funny quotes from kids and parents.
Parent Madness Search
Son: Daddy I need a wrench to help get my poops out!
Daughter: My uncle tickles me and calls me stinky butt!
In the women's locker room after my three year old boy's swimming
class, he dropped his pants and started gyrating his pelvis saying
Mommy look at me!!
Pave the earth
Daughter: Mommy we live on earth, and the other kids live on the
Daughter: Daddy you can't go to work in your underpants because you
might get hit by a tree!
Daughter: Daddy you can grow hair on your face, but you need to shave
Son: Daddy, if you drink and party you'll pop into a tree!
Son: Daddy I have big pieces of poop and little pieces of poop!
You'll Go Down in History
Daughter: Gramma when were you born?
Daughter: Isn't that when Columbus sailed the ocean blue?