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No It's Not

I was changing my daughter's diaper, and didn't realize it had a turd in it, so when I pulled it off, the poop landed right on her stomach.

Daughter: I have chocolate in my butt??

Proud Papa

Just taught my son how to write his name in pee in the dirt. Daycare will love that trick!

Grossed Out Dad

Walking in to work, something brown on my pant leg.  Poop? Chocolate? Who knows!!