Crazy and funny quotes from kids and parents.
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Jesus stays up on the cloud, that's where he lives!
My son pulled his pants down after peeing, stepped back over to the
potty and said "I forgot to shake it!"
You know you've reached a new phase when the kids end up dumping more food on you than on themselves.
The princess thing may have gone too far, we now say prayers every night with an audible breath between each sentence "So I sound like a princess!"
We're sad that Bambi died, but it's ok because we like to eat meat!